Real Common Sence

Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the [...]

I, recognizing how powerful words are and realizing that mine own words have endured almost four hundred years, suggest the President remove his teleprompter to Afghanistan and let the Taliban taste the tepid broth of his oration.  That seems his remedy to addressing the niggling problems in the U.S. so should Afghanistan be the recipient of [...]

How many of you reading this can shoot hoops like Michael Jordan?  How many of you can sink putts like Tiger Woods?  How many of you can solve relativistic mathematical equations like Albert Einstein?  How many of you can transplant hearts like Doctor DeBakey?  How many of you understand crystallography like the Nobel winner Linus [...]